Remember when you were 6 years old and couldn't wait to put on your plastic-mask garbage bag Super Hero costume for Halloween? If you're a child of the 80s you know exactly what I'm talking about. Sweaty face, can't breathe, can't see to your left or right, cheap rubber strap pulling out your hair plastic box-set-costume. Those were the good old days before Kmart was Super K, a costume cost your parents $3.99 and a pillow case held your hunted treasure which consisted of Tootsie Rolls, Sweet Tarts and Pal Gum. Simple costumes and simple candy are a thing of the past.
Here are some really disgusting Halloween treats for your kids this year.
Box of Boogers
Harry Potter Fudge Flies
Bertie Botts Pouch
Jelly beans don't sound gross unless the flavors include ketchup, centipede, sardine, onion, brussel sprouts, lamb, sardines, rotten eggs
Cherry Liquid Candy Blood Bags
Crickets Snack Packs
Good news, they come in 3 flavors! Sour cream and Onion/ Bacon and Cheese/ Salt and Vinegar
Body Parts Pops
Hose Nose Liquid Booger Candy
Squishy Gummy Eyeballs